Senior Socializer Prints

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Speed Dating.

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

The Devil's advocaat.

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

Getting old...

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"My son took away my license." "Too many hit and runs." "Too many birthdays?"

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"How's your memory?"

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'Frankly I'm looking for a doctor I won't outlive and have to change to another.'

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Zzzzzzzzz...

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

Snooze Cruise