Senior Social Prints

Speed Dating.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"I don't know who you are!"

Church Basement Foodie

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Pensioner's Romance

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

woman works at a desk with a sign on the wall behind her: Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly Hey You.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.