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Speed Dating.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Church Basement Foodie

"I don't know who you are!"

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Pensioner's Romance

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Computer Jobs

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

woman works at a desk with a sign on the wall behind her: Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly Hey You.