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"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Playing Fetch.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Sloaney Pony.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Party Animals.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'