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Creation of Red Wine

"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"We do a lot of amazing work bringing the arts to people who don't want the arts."

"Please, John, not the cheap Scotch. My body is a temple."

The party, after you left

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

Cambridge, 1953. Shortly before discovering the structure of DNA, Watson and Crick, depressed by their lack of progress, visit the local pub.

Piano-Tuning Bar

"It's only fair to warn you, 'trouble' is my middle name."

"Look, maybe you're right, but for the sake of argument let's assume you're wrong and drop it."

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

"It's Lida Bascom's husband - he's frightfully unhappy."

"Yipes! Grownups!!"

I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?

'I don't know what you're complaining about. I should charge you for breathing my second hand smoke. This happens to be a very expensive Cuban cigar!'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

I Drank At A Bar In 2020

"Oh, great! Here comes Valerie to raise the bar."

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

"Shall we join the men?"

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Our names aren't here so let's go for a drink!'

"Here's to missing the big picture."

"We have ways of making you small-talk."

"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

They Love Themselves

"They've raised the bar at work, too."

"Right now, I'm between naps."

The 3 O'Clock meeting.

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

"I we meet in the woods and anything happens, remember it's just hunting."