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"I always find it helps break the ice."

"With a proper diet, moderate but consistent exercise, and the development of a healthy mind-set, I should be able to fit in fine."

"If you must know, I'm not West Point – I'm home-schooled."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'It's just that when I said 'bring a date'...'

'I hope you like our home made wine. Fred treads the grapes himself.'

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

The Snake Charmer

'Uh-oh. Looks like Rachel's getting yakked.'

Pub Hours

'Relax, it's my night off.'

'Okay, let's go and ask them if we can buy them a drink. But try to look confident. They can sense fear.'

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

"Actually I'm with intelligence, but at the moment I'm working undercover."

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Playing Fetch.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Sloaney Pony.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."