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Over 65's get together - whilst stocks last.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Church Basement Foodie

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Speed Dating.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Pensioner's Romance

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

Old Love

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

"My son took away my license." "Too many hit and runs." "Too many birthdays?"

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."