Joyful Retiree Gifts

'Thank Heavens we've lived a care-free hedonistic lifestyle.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Dun spellchecking.

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

'Saturdays in paradise.'

Elderly Dating

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

100th Birthday

'I looked forward to retirement. Now, thanks to the economy, I'm looking at re-hirement.'

"I guess after 30 years you'll want to take your time packing for retirement..."

'Grand Opera retirement home'

'Neat! -- a silk umbrella!', 'Yes, but I was expecting a golden parachute.'

'Coool! Again one year closer to retirement!'

"Enjoy your retirement. I'm sure you will survive all of us. Hahaha, just kidding!"

Todays feisty seniors

"You do realize that I'm retired too?"

'I'm writing my diaries.' 'Neither am I.'

"His motto went from 'work hard, play hard,' to 'work hard, rest hard.'"

'I've always allowed 24hour drinking here...'

"When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad..."

Congratulations! Good Luck & Best Wishes!