Carefree Retiree Gifts

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

Whatever!

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

Dun spellchecking.

"They grow up so slow."

Beard, socks and sandals.

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

'Ferguson's not like the rest of us - he's AROUND the hill.'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Holidaymakers Share Wine With Neptune

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

'Saturdays in paradise.'

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

Interviewee: 'Nah, work related stress isn't a problem - I've never taken a job seriously enough for it to bother me!'

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

"This is not exactly how I envisioned watching the grass grow in my retirement."