Carefree Retiree Gifts

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

Whatever!

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

Ow! Mutter! Toot! At the Old Superheroes Home. (This cartoon was originally published on 2003-07-28).

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

Dun spellchecking.

"They grow up so slow."

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Ferguson's not like the rest of us - he's AROUND the hill.'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

Holidaymakers Share Wine With Neptune

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

'Saturdays in paradise.'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

Interviewee: 'Nah, work related stress isn't a problem - I've never taken a job seriously enough for it to bother me!'

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."