Spirited Senior Gifts

"Come on girl, let's hit the road!"

Upside-down birthday 61-19.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

Welcome Ghost.

Mad For It

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

The Devil's advocaat.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

'Our relationship is getting serious. He's taking me to meet his doctor.'

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

These retirement do's aren't as wild as I remember!

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

"It's mostly my medications and adjustable mattress."

'What do you mean - I'm too old and, the good times are all behind me?'

"...and make sure you get food with plenty of preservatives in it"

Even into his nineties, John was determined to stay fit!

Lift chair fun!

Pensioner trying to balance on his finances

"The scary part of retirement wouldn't be just financial. It would be having Larry around all the time."

Old Age Golf

Old aged injured women making a human pyramid in a cheerleading team.

"Oh, I stopped wearing one. At my age there's no point in trying to fool Mother Nature."

'I've been knitting since I was ten. . . and never learnt how? To cast off?'

''No, sir, adult living doesn't mean X-rated."

"The gall of that woman! She's actually ENJOYING her retirement!"