Wandering Soul Gifts

Backpacker

Neither here nor there.

'We've been wandering in the desert for twenty years -- don't You know any short cuts?'

"Temperate zone - boy am I lost."

'Martha wants to travel and meet new people. I want to quit my job and run a brothel on the Mekong river...'

'St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realised he was lost.'

You Are Here. . . Formerly You Were Here.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Introducing Piza Island.

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Have I told you lately that I love you

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Travellers

Mum Hearts.

Freddie's water

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Bath Abbey

"Free why-fi.”

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

Lost aliens checking their map.

"He's mad at God."

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.