Wild Soul Gifts

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Shoe repair

Where the Wild Things Summer

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Monster Horrorscopes

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Face painting - children have no faces

Travellers

Bath Abbey

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Snowballs!

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"