Wild Soul Gifts

Sometimes I wonder what my life would have been like if I had been born in the wild

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Wow - Heavy, man"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Frizzbee statue.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

Bunny Pranks

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Shoe repair

Where the Wild Things Summer

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Bath Abbey

Travellers

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Face painting - children have no faces

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

Monster Horrorscopes

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Feral Hour 5-7.

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'