Traveling Souls Gifts

Lost aliens checking their map.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Summertime.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

A bit of Newlyn.

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"As slim as your chances are for salvation, it's nice to see you keep trying."

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"