Traveling Souls Pillows

Lost aliens checking their map.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Summertime.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

A bit of Newlyn.

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

Freddie's water

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'