Wanderlust Retiree Gifts

"I've just had a look at my revised pension forecast..."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'It must be the dead sea.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Baby squirrel & Berries

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

Vacation Bus Photo

Mass Travel

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Corporate Darwinism

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

Steve found himself on his travels.

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

Desert Roundabout

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Streetcar in New Orleans

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.