Wanderlust Retirees Gifts

"We love camping and it keeps the kids from moving back home."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

'It must be the dead sea.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Mass Travel

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

Steve found himself on his travels.

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

Hotel Room

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"She's all yours."

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

'Are we there yet?!'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

"Airbnb?"

Backpacker in the cloud forest