Old-age Wanderlust Gifts

Friends With Social Security Benefits

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'It must be the dead sea.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Baby squirrel & Berries

Scurile travels

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Duel in a wheelchair.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

The Airport.

Mass Travel

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Lost

The London Olympic bid

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

All Roads Lead To Rome

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

The Rogets on Vacation

Hotel Room

Freddie's water

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List