Asset Adventurer Gifts

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"A little help, please."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Kid tries to lasso a cat

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"Dow's up!"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'Mice escaped again@?'

The Day Trader

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

"AI tsumoney"

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."