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'Get on the ground! Hands behind your head! Move! ... OK, anyone else feel like arguing with the ref?'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Political convention

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Loan Alley

Trump Poutine

Laughingstock

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

SAGE mentality

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

'Thanks to our exensive cost-cutting efforts, we managed to turn a profit.'

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"Quicksand in a modern office building? Don't be silly."

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Libyan Crude Oil

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'