Authority Satire Aficionado Gifts

'Get on the ground! Hands behind your head! Move! ... OK, anyone else feel like arguing with the ref?'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Political convention

Trump Poutine

Loan Alley

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Laughingstock

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

SAGE mentality

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Death to the Extremists

'Thanks to our exensive cost-cutting efforts, we managed to turn a profit.'

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

"Quicksand in a modern office building? Don't be silly."

Libyan Crude Oil

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

They Are Not Going to Take Me

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."