Authoritarian Satire Fan Gifts

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Trump! The Musical

"You know, there are other emojis."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Putin and Zelensky

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Official Fight Cards

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"The enemy of the people!"

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

AstraZeneca Vaccine vs Sputnik V

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

Anywhere but here

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Recipes for comfort drinks.

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"Inactivists"

Democracy in Europe

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."