Dictatorship Satire Fan Gifts

'I want everybody to say 'Ping' when they meet each other.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Trump! The Musical

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Putin and Zelensky

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Official Fight Cards

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"The enemy of the people!"

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

AstraZeneca Vaccine vs Sputnik V

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

Anywhere but here

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes