Patriotic Satire Fan Gifts

Mister Whitebread

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Trump! The Musical

What's normal?

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Putin and Zelensky

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

The Snarky District

On the brink.

Parade of Businessmen

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'