Patriotic Satirist Gifts

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Torturing the English Language

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

'Cannonball!'

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Reagacentennial

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"You're on a what?!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The economy.

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Ghostwriting the Bible

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"