Patriotism Humorist Gifts

'You've been warned about this before, Bob.'

'I found this keeps people from wanting to talk politics around me.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Monuments

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Uncle Donnie

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

Veterans Day US

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Famous U.S. Cracks: The Liberty Bell & Roy

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

The Sinking of the Moskva

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

Joe Biden

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

Hopeful Liberty

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

Rule Britannia!

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

Baldo changes the family flag from a lowrider to an American flag for memorial day.

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.

Statue of Liberty - with teddy

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker