Patriotism Humorist Pillows

'You've been warned about this before, Bob.'

'I found this keeps people from wanting to talk politics around me.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Monuments

Uncle Donnie

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

Veterans Day US

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

Famous U.S. Cracks: The Liberty Bell & Roy

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

The Sinking of the Moskva

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

Joe Biden

Hopeful Liberty

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

Rule Britannia!

Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

"The president wants your helium for a national emergency."

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

"If you pause for just a beat before 'and the home of the brave,' it helps to sell the bit."