Patriotic Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'It's not fair - the Marines are getting them all!'

"Sid and I do other patriotic thing by falling into debt only with American companies."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Trump pardons

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Totalitarian Humour

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"How is it in Russia?"

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"Sire, they also want dental."