Patriotic Humor Enthusiast Mugs

'It's not fair - the Marines are getting them all!'

"Sid and I do other patriotic thing by falling into debt only with American companies."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Trump pardons

Archival Warfare

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Totalitarian Humour

Prostate: 51st State

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"How is it in Russia?"

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'