Patriot Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift that combines patriotism with a sense of humor? Our collection for the patriot humorist features witty and funny items that celebrate national pride with a playful twist. Great for those who love to show their patriotic side with a smile, these gifts are ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just because. Find the perfect humorous keepsake that echoes your patriotic cheer and brings a smile to their face.

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"Hey, I love liberty as much as the next guy, but I'm still going to be out of town of the Fourth."

"Hey, I love liberty as much as the next guy, but I'm still going to be out of town of the Fourth." mockup

"Hey, I love liberty as much as the next guy, but I'm still going to be out of town of the Fourth."

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"She's fine. She just needs some tofu." mockup

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

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"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida." mockup

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

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The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution mockup

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

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UK/US Free Trade Deal

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No-Work Orange

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Trump! The Musical

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"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts" mockup

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

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'He's downgrading the credit agencies.' mockup

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

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"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney." mockup

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

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'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.' mockup

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

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Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam mockup

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

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The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement. mockup

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

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'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...' mockup

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

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"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!" mockup

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

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CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!' mockup

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

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European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone. mockup

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

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Uncle Donnie

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'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?' mockup

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

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"Beware of Don"

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Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000 mockup

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

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John F. Kennedy

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'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?' mockup

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

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After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine. mockup

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

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"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel." mockup

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

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Pirates at the mall.

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'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.' mockup

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

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2020 Republican Party National Convention

2020 Republican Party National Convention mockup

2020 Republican Party National Convention

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'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.' mockup

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

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"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news." mockup

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

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Patriot Humorist Gifts Collection

Patriot Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of patriotic humor mugs—perfect for topping off their morning with a funny twist on national pride.

Patriot Humorist Pillows

Bring humor home with pillows that combine comfort and patriotism—funny designs that will make any space feel more lively.

Patriot Humorist Prints

Add a humorous dash to their decor with prints that showcase patriotic jokes and witty graphics—perfect for framing and personalizing their space.

Patriot Humorist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate patriotic humor—clever, funny, and perfect for everyday wear with a playful patriotic spirit.