"Hey, I love liberty as much as the next guy, but I'm still going to be out of town of the Fourth."
Patriot Humorist T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that boldly declare their patriotic humor, with clever prints and playful designs that make a statement and keep the mood light.
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
They're Not Just That Into It
UK/US Free Trade Deal
No-Work Orange
Trump! The Musical
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.
'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'
Uncle Donnie
"Beware of Don"
European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.
Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
John F. Kennedy
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"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"
'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'
'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'
"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"
"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."
"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."
'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'
2020 Republican Party National Convention
Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer
After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.
Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time
'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'
Patriot Humorist T-Shirts Collection
Patriot Humorist Mugs
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Patriot Humorist Pillows
Bring humor home with pillows that combine comfort and patriotism—funny designs that will make any space feel more lively.
Patriot Humorist Prints
Add a humorous dash to their decor with prints that showcase patriotic jokes and witty graphics—perfect for framing and personalizing their space.