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England Football Supporters Club - 'Gone to punch.'

"...And check THIS box if you don't hate America."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

"So we have met before..."

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'I'm resigning -- so voters won't get the satisfaction of kicking me out of office!'

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

'Ask NOT what your country can do you...but what gender neutral policy initiatives can be put up for discussion and negotiation within a framework of ZERO fiscal resource allocation...'

"Six fact checkers spontaneously combusting in one election cycle? Yeah, I am starting to see a pattern, Higgins."

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."