Patriotic Humorist T-Shirts

'Just answer the question Senator - where is your American flag lapel pin?'

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

Walking US Flag pole.

Joe Biden as American Eagle

"Our flag means debt."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Stars & Stripes: 'Thank your lucky stars...'

Joe Biden

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

They're Not Just That Into It

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"Beware of Don"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Uncle Donnie

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

John F. Kennedy

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"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"