Patriotic Pun Lover T-Shirts

Orange America

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Old Woman Who Lived in A Shoe.

'It's a piece of sod from my homeland. I always wanted to serve my country!'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

I came, I saw, I partied!

Veterans Day US

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'And in conclusion...'

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Rattache

Cake News: Britain Desserts EU

'He's Barack Obama? I thought you said 'he brought a bomb on!''

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

Fresh Blood In Politics

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

Rule Britannia!

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

Four More More Years

"Oh, that's right next year is an election year..."

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

That's not what they mean when they say that Dick Cheney knows where all the bones are buried.

Baldo changes the family flag from a lowrider to an American flag for memorial day.

Statue of Liberty - with teddy