Pirate Humorist Gifts

Pirates at the mall.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Japanese Whaling

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Guide fish.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'It was this big. I swear'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Shark food pyramid.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Man painting MOM on boat

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Walking the Plank.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'We're drifting apart.'

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.