Pirate Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Talk like a pirate day. . .

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Are we there yet?'

Piracy on a boating lake

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

The First Cone of Shame.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Pet Entertainers

Pirate

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'