Pirate Pun Lover Gifts

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"You are using an unregistered copy of this software...please register..."

"Aye, folks often get us mixed up, but I'm actually Capt'n Bluetooth."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Ghostship

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Distractions.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'Has someone cut the cheese?'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

Pirate King

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

"Long Johns Silver."

Prehistoric Pirates.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"This is your captain speaking."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

Treehouse.