Primate Pun Lover Gifts

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Too much monkey business...

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Australian Mobile Bar

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Swinging through the jungle.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"...an this is my extended family."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."