Primate Pun Lover Gifts

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Too much monkey business...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

Australian Mobile Bar

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Swinging through the jungle.

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"...an this is my extended family."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."