Primitive Pun Lover Gifts

"Just going clubbing..."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Think about the honey."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

A Brain Drain

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

'And in conclusion...'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'You give me goose bumps!'

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

"If we remove the stalactites and replace some rocks, we could flip it for a profit."