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"Just going clubbing..."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Think about the honey."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

A Brain Drain

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'And in conclusion...'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

How to survive the coming crash.

The static electric eel is very rare.

The Bonvoy Age...

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

"If we remove the stalactites and replace some rocks, we could flip it for a profit."

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns