Primate Aficionado Gifts

"Jane Goodall said you were lots of fun."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"We're grooming him for a new position."

Baboons 'Yes, the baboon butts are supposed to look like that, you ignorant hicks.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

It's What Separates Us from the Monkeys.

"Well, I would have you know that I don't actually have a face "only a mother would love": I am quite popular with the proboscis ladies!"

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Bears going water skiing.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

A day at the transgenic races

Koala

"I think we may be related!"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'