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"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"We're grooming him for a new position."

Baboons 'Yes, the baboon butts are supposed to look like that, you ignorant hicks.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

It's What Separates Us from the Monkeys.

"Well, I would have you know that I don't actually have a face "only a mother would love": I am quite popular with the proboscis ladies!"

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

A day at the transgenic races

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Bears going water skiing.

Koala

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"I think we may be related!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'