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Those guys will never let us forget about the opposable thumb!

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Too much monkey business...

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Swinging through the jungle.

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Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"...an this is my extended family."

an ape is at therapy.The therapists says to him: 'Herbert, i'd like you to talk about your feelings just before one of your poo-flinging fits of rage.'

Monkey casino study.

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"