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',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

Reading Upside-down.

Pirate

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Treasure Island Book.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

Too much monkey business...

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

"Shall I let them breathe."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Swinging through the jungle.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'