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',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

Reading Upside-down.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Pirate

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Treasure Island Book.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Shall I let them breathe."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Too much monkey business...

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Swinging through the jungle.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

A pirate uses his hook on a buzz wire game.