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'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Pirate

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Too much monkey business...

Mating rituals

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

Museum of Bones

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

Echo in the hippo.

Swinging through the jungle.

Cat reading Rommel biography.