Primate Behavior Fan Prints

Jane Goodall patiently gains the trust of her subjects in an unpublicized research project.

Pirate

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Too much monkey business...

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"Shall I let them breathe."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Mating rituals

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

Museum of Bones

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

A pirate uses his hook on a buzz wire game.

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Swinging through the jungle.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'