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The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Too much monkey business...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

Swinging through the jungle.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"...an this is my extended family."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'