Primate Admirers Gifts

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Too much monkey business...

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Yakety-Yak

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Chameleon and TV

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"I've downsized."

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'