Primate Admirers Prints

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Turtle Trailer Court

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

Too much monkey business...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Yakety-Yak

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Chameleon and TV

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"I've downsized."

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

Swinging through the jungle.

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'