Pirate Humor Fan Gifts

Pirate

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Treasure Island Book.

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Shall I let them breathe."

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Pirates at the mall.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Poirots of the Caribbean

'I bought him from a sailor!'

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

Pirate Paddle Boat.