Pirate Humor Fan Gifts

R. RRR. RRRRR. RRRRRRRRR. Perhaps this is too easy.

Pirate

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Treasure Island Book.

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Shall I let them breathe."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Pirates at the mall.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

Dog Calenders.

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

A pirate uses his hook on a buzz wire game.

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Pirate Paddle Boat.

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

Poirots of the Caribbean