Pirate Comedic Fan Gifts

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

Pirate

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Shall I let them breathe."

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Pirates at the mall.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

A pirate uses his hook on a buzz wire game.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

"Ye God's... That was close."

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

Poirots of the Caribbean

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'I bought him from a sailor!'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

Pirate Paddle Boat.

'He's particularly sensitive to criticism that the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

CAPTAIN PLUNGER. Colour

'He's pulling your leg -- he never worked for the 'Terry and the Pirates' comic strip.'

Pirated mirrors.

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'Polly had a cracker.'

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

Movie News. He just found out the next "Pirates of the Caribbean" will be in 3-D.

'We suspect someone in this department of Internet piracy.'